It's Not a Super Secret Game, You Know

You might think you have the corner market on the game
But you would be wrong
You might think the game is just for special people
But it is not
You might think you are the only one who knows the rules
But I know them
You might think you are so special just because you play
But Anyone can play the game

So you think you made up this game?
You didn't
So you think you are the master of the game?
Yeah, right
So you think you've got a big fat game-like secret?
Everybody knows it
And Anyone can play the game

What is the big deal with the game anyway
You are just being possessive
Aren't games more fun with more than one player
You are being a bit childish
Don't you see it's more fun with two
And a party with three
Aren't we all adults here anyway?
See, anyone can play the game, and
You are going to have to just deal with it.